I remember a guy like this is Iraq. He came from northern Iraq for a job interview on base. Nice suit, blonde, blue eyed. We thought he was a contractor. Turns out his Dad was British and Mom was Iraqi. Grew up in Iraq. But these 2 in Trashcanistan I’d bet were Russian defectors. It isn’t unheard of from the old war with the soviets.
AgileHippo78 on
AI
wasthespyingendless on
By “his son” I assume you mean that cute cat.
needs_a_name on
Who’s the guy in the blue sweater then?
PuzzleheadedIssue150 on
Albinos
Afghinos
imadragonyouguys on
You can’t fool me that’s Mumford and his Son.
talkerof5hit on
Do they fuck little boys and keep women under lock and key?
Tzahi12345 on
I heard the blue eyes in Afghanistan come from Hellenistic colonization post Alexander the Great’s conquests, don’t quote me on that though
Gold_Telephone_7192 on
What’s the interesting part? Am I missing something?
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1938R71 on
This is awesome! Nuristani Kalash Kafirs! People who legend says were descendants of the armies of Alexander the Great who remained in isolated valleys of Nuristan. And the modern results…
When I drove from Islamabad to Beijing, [I met a guy in isolated Northern Pakistan valleys who is Pakistani Kalash](https://i.imgur.com/GH6ng1T.jpg), a people related to the Nuristan Kalash Kafirs, but separated by more than a millennia from the Nuristani Kalash Kafirs (I had to take a pic, they’re legendary). Those in Pakistan are also said to be descended from the armies of Alexander the Great, hence pretty much visually [blond haired, blue eyed European Caucasians, in remote valleys of Central Asia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalash_people) for 2400 years.
theflintseeker on
Genuinely thought this was a Ralph Lauren ad
olearyboy on

Jinga1 on
Hey, that’s my neighbor ezekiel!
Significant_Tie8995 on
This guy got a cat that matches his beard.
shakennotstirred__ on
And his cat!
seeyakid on
So, Anthony Michael Hall moved to Afghanistan with his cat and then adopted Marcus Mumford as his son. What a time to be alive.
whyarenttheserandom on
I heard from u/Tzahi12345 that blue eyes in Afghanistan come from Hellenistic colonization post Alexander the Great’s conquests.
Zonesy on
Possibly finnish ancestry, as a lot of finns were sold into slavery by Russia during the Great Wrath and probably before and after also.
imnotreallyapeach on
This looks like Rory Stewart’s visit to Afghanistan
Jonah-Hex on
This post is making Stephen Miller rethink his whole “no Afghan immigrants” policy.
FamousOhioAppleHorn on
The dad resembles Thor’s son on Ghosts, while his son looks like he’s known for roles on Call The Midwife, Narnia and Skins.
The_Bat_88 on
Who is the dude on the right then?
ionbear1 on
I could have swore that I went to school with the one on the right, down in Louisiana…
sjintje on
The old guy’s clothes actually look good quality and well pressed too. Presumably they’re well to do locals.
Wadester58 on
Yazidis from N Afghanistan they are light skinned and blue eyes are common speak Aramaic one of the oldest languages on earth
peteofaustralia on
In addition to this Russian DNA, I wonder how much American (etc) DNA got left behind after the … um, forgive me … pullout?
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Yep
they could be brothers
I remember a guy like this is Iraq. He came from northern Iraq for a job interview on base. Nice suit, blonde, blue eyed. We thought he was a contractor. Turns out his Dad was British and Mom was Iraqi. Grew up in Iraq. But these 2 in Trashcanistan I’d bet were Russian defectors. It isn’t unheard of from the old war with the soviets.
AI
By “his son” I assume you mean that cute cat.
Who’s the guy in the blue sweater then?
Albinos
Afghinos
You can’t fool me that’s Mumford and his Son.
Do they fuck little boys and keep women under lock and key?
I heard the blue eyes in Afghanistan come from Hellenistic colonization post Alexander the Great’s conquests, don’t quote me on that though
What’s the interesting part? Am I missing something?
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This is awesome! Nuristani Kalash Kafirs! People who legend says were descendants of the armies of Alexander the Great who remained in isolated valleys of Nuristan. And the modern results…
[Here is a map of Alexander the Great’s army’s invasions in the area](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great#/media/File:AlexanderConquestsInIndia.jpg) in the 4th century BC.
When I drove from Islamabad to Beijing, [I met a guy in isolated Northern Pakistan valleys who is Pakistani Kalash](https://i.imgur.com/GH6ng1T.jpg), a people related to the Nuristan Kalash Kafirs, but separated by more than a millennia from the Nuristani Kalash Kafirs (I had to take a pic, they’re legendary). Those in Pakistan are also said to be descended from the armies of Alexander the Great, hence pretty much visually [blond haired, blue eyed European Caucasians, in remote valleys of Central Asia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalash_people) for 2400 years.
Genuinely thought this was a Ralph Lauren ad

Hey, that’s my neighbor ezekiel!
This guy got a cat that matches his beard.
And his cat!
So, Anthony Michael Hall moved to Afghanistan with his cat and then adopted Marcus Mumford as his son. What a time to be alive.
I heard from u/Tzahi12345 that blue eyes in Afghanistan come from Hellenistic colonization post Alexander the Great’s conquests.
Possibly finnish ancestry, as a lot of finns were sold into slavery by Russia during the Great Wrath and probably before and after also.
This looks like Rory Stewart’s visit to Afghanistan
This post is making Stephen Miller rethink his whole “no Afghan immigrants” policy.
The dad resembles Thor’s son on Ghosts, while his son looks like he’s known for roles on Call The Midwife, Narnia and Skins.
Who is the dude on the right then?
I could have swore that I went to school with the one on the right, down in Louisiana…
The old guy’s clothes actually look good quality and well pressed too. Presumably they’re well to do locals.
Yazidis from N Afghanistan they are light skinned and blue eyes are common speak Aramaic one of the oldest languages on earth
In addition to this Russian DNA, I wonder how much American (etc) DNA got left behind after the … um, forgive me … pullout?
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